Friday, August 07, 2009


Daku dapat email ni dr 1 of my fren.. bile di baca lawak pun ada.. tp masuk akal jugak.. bile hidup kita dah bergantung dgn IT masalah pun boleh di selesaikan ikut perkiraan IT jugak.. hehehehee..

Enjoy reading guysss...


A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

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Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 . However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!


-DiraDiya- said...

xblh blah btl cadangan technical support 2..
great ideas.. indeed it did!..

cerita ibu said...

i rs nk apply la apa tech support tu suggest..result msti gempak nih..

Hazlina Shahrel @ The QueenWidelia said...

hahahahahaaaa.. kalo sistem error ku tak tanggung eh...

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